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Have you heard "You drink too much" from friends or you're significant other? Need some way to determine if this is true or not? Well, here is a list of signs that you may (or may not be) a drunk! 1. If you lose arguments with inanimate objects, you may be a drunk. 2. If you've ever laid down in the front yard and have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth, you may be a drunk. 3. You are convinced that you're job is interfering with your drinking, then you may be a drunk 4. When you go for you're annual checkup and the lab finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream, you may be a drunk. 5. If despite all evidence, you sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group, you may be a drunk. 6. If you've ever thought "Two hands and just one mouth ... now THAT'S a drinking problem!", you may be a drunk. 7. If you are sitting at the bar watching the news, and George Bush starts to make sense, you may be a drunk. 8. If you have a reserved parking space at the liquor store, you may be a drunk. 9. If the glass keeps missing your mouth despite using two hands, you may be a drunk. 10. If nearly everything you own is in the bar's last & found, you may be a drunk. Now, if these signs seem to fit you, but you STILL don't think you are a drunk, then hey .. I'll drink to that!
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Jan Michaels is a self-described relationship expert (why is his girlfriend laughing?) that is truly in love. When not writing amusing articles, he doesn't do much of anything really important, unless feeding the cat counts. You can see more of his musings or various and sundry humorous items at: www.brunkco.com/toofunny Or, at his Articles Heaven www.articlesheaven.brunkco.com
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